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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

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gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

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doctorsafraid:

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry right about now…

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chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us
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gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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sasstielwinchester:

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

want need a link to this video immediately for reasons please help friends

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flaming-lesbian:

I forget how gay I am till I’m around a bunch of straight people.

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douja:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

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grizzlybara:

I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 

I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.

Perfect.

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sylladork:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

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